AG Wiktionary

Proper Names

Andrew

v. To act as a specialist with no knowledge forthcoming of the product you are supporting.

Bignose

v. To abuse grammar, punctuation, and spelling so badly in a sentence that no sense can be derived from it at all.

Bowlby

v. To embellish or exagerrate a story to the point of fairy-tale fiction.

Darrell

v. To buy expensive things only to return them to the store less than an hour later.

v. To bitch and moan for 14 months.

v. To render a piece of technology useless with only the touch of your hand.

Ian

v. To flaunt your good fortune excessively only to then be immediately robbed of said fortune.

v. To blunder where it is conceivably impossible to do so.

v. To spend a long time in the bathroom.

Jon

v. To make a technical adaptation of wires and then just use tape and spit as a quick fix.

Kevin

v. To breathe at a progresively louder rate.

v. To do your job as lazily as possible, yet defend your own incompetant actions at any instance with video references.

Mike

v. To betray all methodology of common sense.

Mo

v. To deliver stale news as if it were new to everyone.

v. To deliver uninteresting news as if it were interesting.

Ross

v. To leave out words in a sentence - often the most significant word - making the sentence incomprehensible.

v. To mock, belittle and verbally assault strangers, friends or celebrities on internet message boards or chat rooms.

v. To wander aimlessly through life with little or no awareness of your surroundings, only to be consistently bailed out of situations by others.

Sean

v. To use only mono-syllabic words in response to any question, statement or celebratory remark.

v. To quit a job immediately after acquiring it.

Steve

v. To eat without prejudice any edible matter in one's immediate vicinity while no one else is around.

Vic

v. To whine exessively about semantics.

v. To purchase lavish electronics when one knowingly can't afford it.

Redefined Spelling Mistakes

Acrrurate

adj. describes the spelling tendencies of someone who spells poorly.

See Ross, Bignose

Cartopn

n. Art or animation of a hand-drawn nature with bright, vibrant colors.

n. Object described as being sweer.

Clent

n. A business client who is despised for their behaviour and/or personality traits. A jerkwad.

Ehat

int. A response to an appellation, generally used to signify one's presence and willingness to respond.

int. An expression of awe, disbelief, or bemusement, often in response to a non-sequitur or surrealist Internet humour.

Fuce

v. To perform homosexual activity while under the influence of alcohol.

Htaw

expl. Expression of hatred towards something. Does not require further sentance structure.

Roffle

v. To laugh so hard you roll around on the floor.

Stope

v. To verbally mock or 'bash' a former place of employment.

Sweer

adj. Expression of astounding greatness.

Weorl

n. Gainful employment.

int. An utterance denoting frustration or perceived impotence.

Invented Terms

Fing

v. To perform any action with fingers.

Dinglequeries

n. The superfluous URI cruft that often accompanies URLs from social media sites. Used to enable user tracking and other unsavoury practises. Can be removed with no ill effects to the URL loading.

Goldfish Link

n. A link posted by someone in the IRC channel that you click on, view the contents of and immediately think "I should post this to the IRC channel." So named because of the apparent limited short term memory of its namesake.

HFF

acr. "Happy Friday Fuckers". A salutation given on the last day of work between #AcadiaGeeks members.

Mmorf

utt. Any utterance made by a person or persons whose mouth contains 'the cock'.

Vicdantic

adj. "To take pedantry about some subject or other material to an extreme."

WFW

acr. "Weird for Work". An alternative to the popular SFW (Safe for Work) and NSFW (Not Safe for Work). An indication that a linked image or web site contains no nudity or otherwise obscene content, but that if you are observed looking at it people may begin to think you have social problems.

Youtoogle

n. The collective knowledge of the Internet. A portmanteau of YouTube and Google (also because the latter owns the former) as you can find anything by searching them: "Search for that on the youtoogle."

Turns of Phrase

'Obelisk of sweat'

To sweat profusely - typically from exposure to heat - as in "a great tower of sweat".

'Sweatin' Like a Vic'

Losing your breath from sweating too much.

'Womaning the Keyboard'

Responding online between pauses of more than 5 minutes.

Other

'... a letter opener'

A phrase that is required to be uttered anytime someone says "There you have it". One of the many quotes that can be found in the MST3K Movie which is enjoyed by many in the AG community.